How is it possible for people to be so moronic and still be able to draw breath without mechanical help?

Holding a door for another person, male or female, isn't gay, it is respectful and indictative of good manners. What happened to social manners in this country? Have we all become so homophobic that we won't extend a common courtesy for fear of seeming gay?

Ye gods, it makes me want to take up a sword and show them what chivalry is about.

*starts mumbling and looking at his grandfather's Katana wistfully*