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Which X2 Character Are You?



You excel at Defense Against the Dark Arts. Which
is really good because who knows when you'll
run into that disgruntle troll or banshee going
through menopause.


Which Class at Hogwarts Would You Excel at?
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You're Omi Tsukiyono!


The slightly dysfunctional Weiss Kreuz Quiz
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(BIG shocker here...)



Omi


The (slightly more) In-Depth Weiss Kreuz Character Selector
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(I think it's unanimous.)

And I was wrong about there not being any Tuesday comics, by the way. My favorite comic IS a Tuesday comic, I just obsessively read it Monday night when I can. Arcana is a Sunday, Tuesday, Friday comic, though I have it in my MWF folder. I highly recommend it if you like cute boys, cute boys snogging, vampires, angst, misplaced humor, ER/Forensic style humor, snogging boys who actually manage to act like boys (even the uke!), and pretty art.


Kurosaki Hisoka - The youngest of the main
shinigami, you often feel like you're being
unfairly treated like a child. You may seem
harsh or cold, but it's only to keep people
away from how vunerable you are inside. While
things in the past may not have been that
great, you now find yourself surrounded by
people who care about you.


Which Yami no Matsuei Character are You?
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Mall Missions

...I am desperately hoping this is a joke.

Apparently, the 'secularists' are brainwashing us all to buy things. Thankfully, good Christian Missionaries are going to be troll-I mean walking the malls to save our souls.

Here are some of their tips:
"Average everyday shoppers in the process of building their collection of material objects. The soft sell is best with these folks. Chat them up about their life and if they feel satisfied. Casually mention that you don't subscribe to "consumerism", but avoid the word "Secular" since it might scare them off. Offer them pamphlets only if they express dissatisfaction. Be friendly and steer the conversation so that you can invite them to your Church."

Teeheehee. The one person I know that doesn't subscribe to "consumerism" (or, rather, is choosing to live in simplicity, or whatever they're calling it now) is vaguely Roman in her worship.

"The others will be non-Christian and probably antagonistic towards the Truth of the Lord due to further Secular brainwashing. Use a similar approach of asking them if they feel satisfied, but don't take yes for an answer. Press them on the issue, they will soon admit that they feel empty. Now ask them why they are celebrating "Christmas" if they aren't Christians. This will bring them great consternation and they will be unable to provide a reasonable answer. This is your opening to explain the Secular Consumerism agenda and how they can't fill the void they feel with possessions, but only with the Love of the Lord. At this point they will be very emotionally vulnerable and may break down in tears, so be sure to have Kleenex on hand. Finish up by giving them pamphlets and inviting them to your Church."

They're so naive; that plan reads like a Chick Tract. I see this going in a very different way.

Missionary: Why are you celebrating Christmas if you're not Christian?

Deoridhe: I'm not. I'm celebrating Yule. However, I was brainwashed at a very young age by Christian cultists to use the word "Christmas," and I haven't completely freed myself from their cruel manipulation.

Missionary: ...

They also recommend "counceling"[sic] and "emergency baptisms" for male last minute shoppers who are harried and stressed.

And then there are the SLOGANS.
"Jesus will save you more than 50%... He'll save you 100%!"
"Salvation is one size fits all!"
"Why go to a Gap when you can come to Agape?"

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

And don't even get me started on their recommendations for dealing with illiterate, nihilistic "Mall Rats."