While you are dismantling this myth, I think I'm starting to live by it. I've gained like twenty pounds in the last year.

I always have to be eating now. Last night I ate a few hundred pixie sticks. Tonight I ate so much I can't even list everything. I also drank a bottle of steak sauce.

Damn though, food tastes so good.

A lot of people in our generation had bad childhoods, because our parents generation (the baby boomers) was one of the most selfish in all of history.