Rant Meme

[deoridhe]

1. Comment with almost any subject that you would like me to rant on, with possible swearing involved. Any subject - I don't even have to agree with it.

2. Watch my journal for your rant.

3. Post this in your own journal, so that you may rant for others.

I think I'll give this a try. Any topics? Anyone? Beuller? Beuller?

Comments

[thene]

Pro-ana Lj communities. (I've no idea why that was the first thing that floated into my mind).

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

OMG. Damn, did you hit a pet peeve, too, you psychik thang.

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

OK, I've got to ask -- what is this "anyone? Bueller?" thing? I keep seeing it around...

Hmm, I should think of a rant topic. How about Hemingway's cardboard cut-out characters?

Damn, I've got to be able to come up with something better than that...

[kroki-refur.livejournal.com]

Also -- omgiconloooove!

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

It's from Ferris Beuller's Day Off, the movie, from a scene where he's absent and the teacher says his name over and over again. Vehy funny, OMG SEE IT.

I only read one Hemmingway book, and... *hangs head* I think I blocked it.

[learan.livejournal.com]

Give me religious fanatics for $500, Bob.

Ha, thought I was going to let you off that easy? No way, sis!
I want to hear the PRO-side for fanaticism. :-D

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

Oh, you bitch.

Give me a religion, then. You have to narrow the field a little.

[learan.livejournal.com]

This is going to turn into the startings of every bad joke...

A catholic, a jew, and a muslim walk into a bar.

You have three choices -- Catholicism WOW!, Kosher-tastic, or Muslim.

You hate me right now. :)

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

Pft. Catholicism is easy, dude. You're behind the times.

[learan.livejournal.com]

But it'll amuse the hell out of me to read something you wrote that is pro-Catholicism. :)

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

Dude, I have several Catholic friends. ^_^

[learan.livejournal.com]

Then do us both a favor and choose Muslim. ;)

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

Pfft. But the resulting flamewar would be cool.

[learan.livejournal.com]

Easy-way-out-taker. *little sister neener-neener-nanny-nanny-poo-poo(tm)*

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

OMG SHUT UP!! Little brat.

(Dude, I started playing the Sims, and now I have Hera and Zeus in the Hellene family and Diana and Apollo in the Romana family. I R TEH FUNNEH!!!)

[learan.livejournal.com]

You are the grand high poobah of crack monkeys. :)

(OMGWTFBBQ SO FUNNEH!!)

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

(Diana and Apollo are having problems. Apparently, Diana is a bitch.)

[learan.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha!

[animeg.livejournal.com]

You two crack me up!! ;)

rant about Kosher laws?

[lightningrose.livejournal.com]

I have great respect for them. How often do you see a specific obsessive-compulsive disorder codified and passed on for generations? (There are three categories, if they touch, both become contaminated. Magical rituals must then be done to "clease" all involved).

:)

[kyra.livejournal.com]

Goddamn you're evil.

..props.

[learan.livejournal.com]

I aim to please. :-D

[eyebite.livejournal.com]

Hot dogs come in packets of 10, but hot dog buns come in packets of 8.

[learan.livejournal.com]

You are my new hero.

[eyebite.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine it pays well, but it's a job! =D

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

OMG, a conspiracy of the commercial industry!

[styskel.livejournal.com]

You should do a rant on zombies. How people are woefully unprepared for a large scale infection.

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

*blinks a few times* I'll try,b ut I'm not sure I can even vaguely approach your level of knowledge in this area.

[styskel.livejournal.com]

That's ok. You can do a republican-esque rant, full of anger and fury but not really saying anything ^-^

Say... did you see the drawings/dream I had the other day?

[deoridhe.livejournal.com]

Yes! Scarry things! Tell them not to come close to my dreams, scorpion-boys and giant hermit crabs are enough.

[jcrow.livejournal.com]

I need a rant on the frustrations of running out of yarn two inches from the end of a project you've been working for a month. :D

Or, conversely, having ends of yarn afterwards that are too short to do anything with but you don't want to throw them away.

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

The disturbing disturst and/or outright hatred against smart people in the US? Bonus points if you work in the stupid black and white thinking this leads to.

[cheshire23.livejournal.com]

Women whose job description might as well be "office furniture"? :)

[cosmorific.livejournal.com]

Baltimore in August.

[rinkhals.livejournal.com]

Do I even need to say it? Rant about that fucking Bitchymouse! :D

hrm

[lightningrose.livejournal.com]

the fact that our new education secretary makes it her first priority to attack a rabbit named Buster for promoting lesbianism. REALLY.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A40188-2005Jan26.html

Rant, please?