Asshat Pheramones
Apr. 26th, 2005 06:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
deoridheSomeone doused my car with asshat pheramones; Marzipan needs a bath!!!
Yesterday, Asshat #1 (on cellphone) tailgated me for well nigh a mile, then, upon both of us turning right onto the same road, hung out in the left hand lane while swerving into the turn lane every time one presented itself. When I turned off that road, he was still at it. Asshat #2 (also on cell phone) showed up very quickly after this in the guise of someone who apparently was making a right out of the lane going out of my housing complex in front of me. He then, in a show of absolute brilliance, stopped in the middle of the road in front of me, leading me to almost rear-end him. Upon my honking, he shifted forward a little. When it became clear that yes, I did need to go to the place he was blockign the way too, he finally pulled down a bit and into a parking spot. After parking, I watched him swerve his way out of the parking spot and wend his way onward to ...somewhere.
I thought it was a fluke - two asshats, one day, in a ten to fifteen minute commute?
But then, today, asshat #3 (cell phone status unknwon) dived into the turn lane in front of me, then made a left hand turn from the right hand lane right in front of me and almost hit the person making that same left from the actual legitimate turn lane!!!!
*trudges off to wash car*
Yesterday, Asshat #1 (on cellphone) tailgated me for well nigh a mile, then, upon both of us turning right onto the same road, hung out in the left hand lane while swerving into the turn lane every time one presented itself. When I turned off that road, he was still at it. Asshat #2 (also on cell phone) showed up very quickly after this in the guise of someone who apparently was making a right out of the lane going out of my housing complex in front of me. He then, in a show of absolute brilliance, stopped in the middle of the road in front of me, leading me to almost rear-end him. Upon my honking, he shifted forward a little. When it became clear that yes, I did need to go to the place he was blockign the way too, he finally pulled down a bit and into a parking spot. After parking, I watched him swerve his way out of the parking spot and wend his way onward to ...somewhere.
I thought it was a fluke - two asshats, one day, in a ten to fifteen minute commute?
But then, today, asshat #3 (cell phone status unknwon) dived into the turn lane in front of me, then made a left hand turn from the right hand lane right in front of me and almost hit the person making that same left from the actual legitimate turn lane!!!!
*trudges off to wash car*
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Date: 2005-04-27 12:20 am (UTC)