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Oct. 9th, 2003 10:12 amGay sex Is a Sacred Institution, and Its Protection Is Essential to the continued strength of our society. Gay sex Protection Week provides an opportunity to focus our efforts on preserving the sanctity of gay sex and on engaging in hot and wet gay sex in America.
We must support the institution of gay sex and help gays have multiple orgasms. And we must continue our work to create a compassionate, welcoming society, where all people are treated with dignity and respect (unless they're not into that).
During Gay Sex Protection Week, I call on all Americans to join me in expressing support for the institution of gay sex with all its benefits to our porno, our culture, and our society.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, NICK "SPATULA" JOHNSON, Founder of morons.org, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the readers of the site, do hereby proclaim the week of October 12 through October 18, 2003, as Gay Sex Protection Week. I call upon all people to observe this week with appropriate programs, activities, and ceremonies (especially lots of gay sex).
(For those of us who are straight, oral and anal sex has been recommended.)
Edit (12:59): I need to post about teh gay more often. That's the most responses I've gotten in a very short amount of time. I guess this means all yous gay peoples are more interesting than little old me. ;)
We must support the institution of gay sex and help gays have multiple orgasms. And we must continue our work to create a compassionate, welcoming society, where all people are treated with dignity and respect (unless they're not into that).
During Gay Sex Protection Week, I call on all Americans to join me in expressing support for the institution of gay sex with all its benefits to our porno, our culture, and our society.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, NICK "SPATULA" JOHNSON, Founder of morons.org, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the readers of the site, do hereby proclaim the week of October 12 through October 18, 2003, as Gay Sex Protection Week. I call upon all people to observe this week with appropriate programs, activities, and ceremonies (especially lots of gay sex).
(For those of us who are straight, oral and anal sex has been recommended.)
Edit (12:59): I need to post about teh gay more often. That's the most responses I've gotten in a very short amount of time. I guess this means all yous gay peoples are more interesting than little old me. ;)
